Here is Santa's wish-list a la moschino:
1.) He doesn't feel appreciated enough (appreciate him more)
2.) Too many requests in too little time (don't be greedy this xmas; la crise financière continues even in Santa land, ya' know!)
3.) The reindeer are threatening to strike (sigh...RER, you made my life tough this season)
4.) In Australia his suit feels too hot (no more chocolate!)
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5.) Has problems staying awake at night (remember to leave Santa coffee)
6.) Chimneys nowadays are too narrow (or he's getting too fat.)
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